I was in the hotel lobby. It was empty. I smelled like fifty million dead cigars. I felt really lousy. Depressed. Almost to the point that I wished that I was dead. So, the elevator man saw me down and sad. He said to me "Innarested in a little tail t'night?" The elevator man asked if I wanted a prostitute for the night. So I gave in and told him my room number. I was pretty nervous.
There she was at the door. She was a young blonde. Probably around my age. She had a tiny voice that you could hardly hear. As she started to take her dress off, I felt nothing. I actually felt depressed for some reason because she just wanted to get this thing over with. I didn't want to do anything with her. All I wanted to do was have a nice real conversation with someone and she didn't want to. She just wanted to do what she was suppose to do and leave. When I told her I didn't want to do anything, she didn't believe me. So, I told her that I just had surgery on my spinal canal.
I told her I wasn't in the mood so I ordered her to leave. I still offered to pay her 5 bucks but the price was 10. I told her the elevator man said 5. so she left, calling me a crumb-bum.
